Mark Rothko. An artistic genius. He may have had psychological issues, but that did not stop his creativity. Shockingly, a stupid idiot, excuse my harsh language, decided to deface one of the Seagram Murals at Tate Modern – as we all know. And what was his punishment? TWO YEARS IN JAIL?! That is all?! Dear Mr. Yellowism, you have committed a sin against artistic humanity. You should forever stay in jail. Your punishment is minimal and disheartening. Maybe you will one day learn that actions speak louder than words. A random psychotic outburst in front of the painting would have been much more entertaining than you defacing cultural property. And for that, I bid you farewell. Enjoy your time in jail.

xx, DP